I now have a reclining chair! *reclines and makes self-satisfied ‘ahhhhh’ noise*
My my my, this is comfy

I’ve just been in an MSN convo with Drew (Xenophon), Jay, Matty, Dave and Serg, and Xen has been phoning us all up We’ve never spoken to each other on the phone before. He was just insulting everyone else, but did an impression of a Russian ordering a pizza for me!
Xenophon says:
HARRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr
Xenophon says:
YOU [...]

I am soooooo drunk! I didnt think i was when i was out, but as soon as i sit down, it hits me!
Had lotsa funstuffs. Me, Daf and Laura ewnt to the Hogshead pub first and saw a couple of old mates - Simon, Gary and Deano :D Great to see them again. Went to [...]

Me, Dave and our friends went out clubbing earlier and everyone’s gone to bed now finally. Stinky beasts the lot of them! As soon as we walked through the door from Chicos, Dave farted! Then Ian did. Then Penny! They wouldn’t even let me run away! I was squealing like mad trying not to suffocate [...]